New Crazy Peas Quotes - Part 8

"I put my coat together with a zipper." - Peas

"This is how you do it. Walk with a puppy. Walk with a puppy. Walk with me!" - Peas

"High five!" - Me

"Ha! I missed." Ally

"I drank it all gone, now I want more." - Peas

"I don't want to give you more tea, so drink up!" Ally 

"I'll give you a smile because you're smiling so hard." Ashley

"Are you going to be a cook when you grow up?" - Me

"Yup, I'm gonna be a cooker." - Peas

"And when I grow up I'm going to grow up like your sister." - Peas

"But not grow up like me?" - Me

"No, not like you." - Peas

"Do you like waffles?" - Me

"Mh, no. I don't like waffles. Well, I like a little bit of waffles." - Peas

"Guess how old I am." - Me

"Seven?" - Ashley

"Eight?" - Peas

"Ten?" - Ally

"I'm going to count to 30! One, two, three, thirty! Here I come!" - Ashley

"Twenty-eight, twenty-niiiiiiine hundred! Done!" - Peas

"Twenty three nine thirty!" Peas

"Can I drink the baby?" - Peas

"I don't want to carry her." - Peas

"Let's go see grandma. No, I am the grandma." - Peas

"Lay down, honey. Lay down!" - Peas

"She's gonna pick that grandma up!" - Peas

Crazy Pea's Quotes - Part 7

"You can't catch Cocoa, you can't catch Cocoa!" Peas

"Who is Cocoa?" Me

"Oh, just a...well, I don't know who Cocoa is!" Peas

"Com on, let's run! I've got lots of energy!" Peas

"Peas, remember to share." Me

"Oh yeah, that's right." Peas

"Ohh, pretty. What is it?" Me

"A big macaroni and cheese to eat with it!" Peas

"You're very big." Peas

"Big or heavy?" Me 

"Oh, heavy." Peas

"Peas, you can't just grab things. You have to ask for them nicely." Me

"Nicely!" Peas

"No, you have to say, "May I please play with the whistle?" nicely." Me

"May I please play with the whistle nicely?" Peas

"All aboard!" Peas

"All aboard what?" Me

"Nothing! All aboard!" Peas

"I think I will climb the shelves and sit on the op to blow my own bubbles." Peas

"You can't catch me, I'm the baddest guy!" Peas

"Don't get my baby." Ally

"I must. I'm naughty." Peas

"But he's a nice baby and he doesn't like bad naughties." Ally

"I'm a bad superhero and I've got your baby!" Peas

"Come here you nice guy!" Peas

"No! Naughty boy!" Ally

"Haha...I'm on your roof." Peas

"No, this is our car." Ally

"Help! Get me down! I'm nice!" Peas

"I thought you were the naughty guy?" Me

"No, I'm nice now! Get me down!" Peas

"Here's your baby. She has a diaper on." Peas

"No, I'm having my own." Ally

"What? A real one?" Peas

"Yes." Ally

"But why? You have to have a toy one!" Peas

"Do you want to come in my clubhouse? It's a bit squishy, but it's purple." Peas

"Can I have some for my baby?" Ally

"Okay. For pretend?" Peas

"Presto! It's all ready!" Peas

Adorable Pea's Quotes - Part 6

(concerning hand-sanitizer) "It's sooo...pretty. I love it." Peas

"I don't like brown babies...or old babies." Peas

"Hey! Oh, I think I need to climb on the kitchen." Peas

"When you got food in your tummy you have lots of energy. So you run." Peas

"I'm tired...I got a lot of energy now!" Peas

"Let's wrestle! I've run out of energy!" Peas

"We need to run in circles and leave them off!" Peas

"How about you put your arms out and catch us?" Peas

"I look swimming like the water." Peas

"Wanna touch my tail?" Peas

"Do mermaids swim in water?" Peas

"Do you love my tail?" Peas

"What is it? What is it, tummy?" Peas

"It's my costume so people pick me up." Peas

"Am I beautiful like a mermaid?" Peas

"You are gorgeous like a mermaid." Me

"I know." Peas

"Follow me, princesses!" Peas

"Are you going to make me a big birthday cake so I can turn into five?" Peas

"Mommy?" Ally

"Yes? What do you want?" Peas

"Candy." Ally

"Candy?" Peas

"Yes, candy." Ally

"Why do you want candy?" Peas

"Cuz I love candy." Ally

"Candy is so yucky and gross." Peas

"No, I like it." Ally

"Candy is for big, gross, long kids." Peas

Peas's Crazy Quotes - Part 5

"What color are my eyes?" Me

"I think they are blue." Peas

"Are you sure?" Me

"Oh yes." Peas

(My eyes are very much black)

"You make a good baby, Ally" Me

"Yes, and so do I." Peas

"I thought you were the mama?" Me

"Yes, but I have a good baby voice too." Peas

"Are you a baby mama?" Me

"Yes." Peas

"Talk like a baby!" Peas

"You gotta get out, baby. Stand up like this, baby. You got to put your feet up like this. And then you can take a ride with me, baby." Peas

"Get out! You want to take a ride!" Peas

"Does she want out?" Me

"Yes!" Peas

"Ally, do you want out?" Me

*Ally shakes her head*

"See?" Me

*Peas grunts*

"Well, that's not..." Peas

"That's not funny?" Me

"Yeah...it's...no." Peas

"At this time I'm going to play with the car." Peas

"You're still the baby! Babies don't drive!" Peas

"You guys look kind of squished." Me

"Yeah, we are squishy." Peas

"Okay, now let's pretend I'm a big bad wolf and you build a house of bricks so I can't blow it down." Peas

"You wanna walk back forwards?" Peas

"What's wrong, baby Allison?" Peas

"Hey! Get own! You're not a baby! You're just a baby boy." Peas

"Ah, poop nuts." Peas

"Um, where did you get that from??" Me

"Duh...the toilet." Peas

"Oh coconuts." Peas

"If you want more crackers you let me know. Did you hear me, Ally?" Me

"I heared you!" Peas

"Do you want which one for a cup?" Peas

"Red or green?" Me

"Yes." Peas

"Hmm..the green one." Me

"No, you pick the red." Peas