Peas's Crazy Quotes - Part 5

"What color are my eyes?" Me

"I think they are blue." Peas

"Are you sure?" Me

"Oh yes." Peas

(My eyes are very much black)

"You make a good baby, Ally" Me

"Yes, and so do I." Peas

"I thought you were the mama?" Me

"Yes, but I have a good baby voice too." Peas

"Are you a baby mama?" Me

"Yes." Peas

"Talk like a baby!" Peas

"You gotta get out, baby. Stand up like this, baby. You got to put your feet up like this. And then you can take a ride with me, baby." Peas

"Get out! You want to take a ride!" Peas

"Does she want out?" Me

"Yes!" Peas

"Ally, do you want out?" Me

*Ally shakes her head*

"See?" Me

*Peas grunts*

"Well, that's not..." Peas

"That's not funny?" Me

"Yeah...it's...no." Peas

"At this time I'm going to play with the car." Peas

"You're still the baby! Babies don't drive!" Peas

"You guys look kind of squished." Me

"Yeah, we are squishy." Peas

"Okay, now let's pretend I'm a big bad wolf and you build a house of bricks so I can't blow it down." Peas

"You wanna walk back forwards?" Peas

"What's wrong, baby Allison?" Peas

"Hey! Get own! You're not a baby! You're just a baby boy." Peas

"Ah, poop nuts." Peas

"Um, where did you get that from??" Me

"Duh...the toilet." Peas

"Oh coconuts." Peas

"If you want more crackers you let me know. Did you hear me, Ally?" Me

"I heared you!" Peas

"Do you want which one for a cup?" Peas

"Red or green?" Me

"Yes." Peas

"Hmm..the green one." Me

"No, you pick the red." Peas